I Survived the Chipotle Salmonella Outbreak Satirical Tee

Add a pinch of dark humor to your casual wardrobe with this ultra-soft, satirical Chipotle-inspired graphic tee. A cheeky nod to one of the most famous and highly publicized fast-casual dining safety scandals in modern pop culture history, this t-shirt is perfect for those who love bold, self-deprecating humor and memorable news cycles. Made from premium, lightweight combed cotton, it offers a wonderfully comfortable, relaxed fit designed for long-lasting wear. Featuring a funny, vintage-inspired warning-style graphic, this shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter and a humorous badge of honor for anyone with an iron stomach and a love for great burritos.

Key Features

Grail Status: Cut from the legendary Bella + Canvas 3001 blank.

Graphic Ready: Ultra-smooth face ensures razor-sharp, heavy-contrast DTG prints.

Premium Handfeel: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric.

Modern Drape: Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd.² build for effortless layering.

Anti-Shrink: Pre-shrunk fabric locks in the fit after washing.

Street Silhouette: Side-seamed construction holds its shape, never twisting.

Premium Strength: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping stands up to daily wear.